Monday, May 18, 2009

I've officially joined the club


I know there are lots of milestones and big things that automatically make a woman a member of the Motherhood Club, the biggest and most official being actual labor (still trying to figure out how to get around that one).

Clearly, I haven't gone through labor yet, but something else has happened to me twice in the last week that I think pretty much cements my admittance into said club: I sneezed and peed my pants.

But just a little.

Be honest: It only gets worse from here, doesn't it?

7 comments:

Mandy said...

Too funny. I'm constantly doing that. It is so annoying!

Rebecca said...

just know you will never be able to jump on a trampoline without wearing depends.. :) It does get better .. eventaully!!!

AnJ. said...

Obviously you are NOT doing enough kegal exercises. Better up your reps!

It does get better....but then you go through it all again. :)

Kar said...

Dude, I do kagels religiously when I'm prego, and they don't help me with the peeing/sneezing problems when I'm pregnant. I don't pee when I sneeze when I'm non-pregnant, so just know that, when that baby is out of you, you will most likely be okay when you sneeze from then on. But Rebecca is right about the trampoline. And jumping jacks. Never again can I do either of those things.

Porter Prodigies II said...

You will never feel the same about a lot of things, or at least I dont! Trampolines, Running, and Laughing really hard...I know it will happen, its just explaining the outcome to my 3yr old who wonders why its okay for me to have an accident, and not okay for her. Good luck with that, and welcome to the club, its a great club to be a part of!!

Jon and Becky said...

Apparently the world is full of pee-pee pants. It makes me wonder.
If I were to admit in a blog posting that I eat my boogers, or that I like to torture squirrels...would a whole bunch of other people come out of the woodwork to admit that they do the same thing? Hmm...
Oh, and tell Andy that if he wants us to white-balance, he can feel free to send us one of his cameras capable of such things.

Larry said...

"Just a little bit." I nearly peed MY pants reading this!

I think you may have been forewarned this would happen.